Holy Fucking Shit. Mitch Actually Wrote an Article

I honestly never thought this day would come.  Mitch sat down on his ever so lazy ass, popped open his laptop, and put some God damn words on some fucking paper.  All I had to do was call him out on the last Shake Up to tell all you Hard Woodies about his lack of effort.  Even more crazy, it was a really good article about Jeff Samardzija.  I’m only surprised because all he has done is write one article about himself, so I had literally nothing to base his skill on.  I was assuming he didn’t write anything because he was trash or something.  Anyway, he proved me wrong and pulled a good article out of his ass in about 30 minutes.  Talk about putting content out efficiently.  Only mistake is now he set the bar pretty high.  Rookie move Mitchtern, now you can’t be shitty all the time like me in my articles.  People are expecting big time moves from you, so you better live up to the hype.

-D3LS

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