The Best Video on the Internet?

This is guy has got to be the biggest douchebag on the planet. This video of him shot gunning Natty Lights in presumably his parents kitchen is legitimate brain cancer.  Watching it is like smoking cigarettes though, you know it’s bad for you, but you can’t stop.  I’m not sure if he’s trying to be a Lil Dicky lookalike, but his thing is rippin Natties as fast as possible instead of rapping.  He’s even repping Philly as Lil Dicky does.  His personality couldn’t be any different though, he’s the biggest cocksucker I know.  He’s that guy that doesn’t like fries, but instead of getting them as his side to share with the table, he just tells the waiter to give him none.  My brother described the reason he can shot gun beers quickly as such, “The only reason that guy can shotgun a beer fast is because he sucks such unbelievably fat cocks that is throat is now just a gaping hole.” That’s the most true thing I’ve ever heard.  I’m hoping you all take the time to wreck this guy on social media.

-D3LS “What the fuck have you done lately”

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