Sonic Just Gave Culvers the Cuck, Suck and Fuck Treatment

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OKAY SONIC

I’m with you Creed.  This may be the most offensive thing I’ve seen all day and Skip Bayless just referred to Nelly and his entourage as “you people”.  Okay maybe that’s not true but this makes me fucking sick.  FUCKING SICK I SAY.  What does Wisconsin have that the rest of the country doesn’t usually get?  The Packers, Spotted Cow, alcoholic twelve year olds, AND FUCKING CULVERS.  So what you’re trying to say Sonic is that you now have custard.  Okay that’s cool!  Custard’s fucking delicious!  I’ve got no problem with that.  Don’t become the place known for having “Custard Concretes”.  That’s Culvers’ thing.  Craig Culver put his blood sweat and tears into this beloved company and if you swing at Craigers you best not miss.  Long live Culvers.  Long live the concrete mixer.  Go fuck yourself Sonic, you couldn’t be successful in Appleton, WI.  We run on fast food you fucking cucks.

O’Kane

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